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lvhammer 5:01 Thu Jul 23
If they were not footballers, what would they be...
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Let me start
Mo Salah - Egyptian Professor of Archaeology
David Moyes - Prison guard
Wayne Rooney - Plumber
Raheem Sterling - Ballet dancer
Michal Antonio - Stand up comedian
Mark Noble - Office manager
David Sullivan - Russian Pimp
Pablo Zabaleta - Hitman
Nigel Pearson - Football Manager
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chevy chase
6:23 Fri Jul 24
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Joey Beauchamp - Travel Agent
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Dowies Love Child
5:11 Fri Jul 24
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John Terry - Frank Lampard Jr's pimp.
Harry Redknapp - Touring Panto Dame.(He would be a fantastic Widow Twanky)
Jose Mourinho - James Bond Villian.
Karen Brady - Topless barmaid.
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arsene york-hunt
4:03 Fri Jul 24
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Jaimie Redknapp - Rent Boy
Fran Lampard Jnr - Hairdresser
Harry Redknapp - East end gangster
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Darlo Debs
1:55 Fri Jul 24
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Johnjo Shelvey - Court Bailiff
He has that i am.gonna remove all your worldly goods look.about him
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jfk
1:34 Fri Jul 24
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Phillipe Anderson - hammock tester for a weed outfit.
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big bongie
12:09 Fri Jul 24
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Troy Deeney. Frog impersonator
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lowermarshhammer
8:55 Thu Jul 23
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Sir Alex Ferguson - tramp
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El Scorchio
12:53 Thu Jul 23
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Jaime Carragher- a fucking cunt.
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goose
12:42 Thu Jul 23
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Soucek - on the bench with Pickle.
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Coffee
12:39 Thu Jul 23
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ak37 12:24 Thu Jul 23
Ha ha!
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Mr. Burns
12:31 Thu Jul 23
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I always thought Kouyate would have been a lookie lookie man in the Costa Del Sol.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:31 Thu Jul 23
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Iain Dowie - Bell Ringer
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zico
12:28 Thu Jul 23
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Antonio - Taxi Driver
Wilshire - Physiotherapist
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ak37
12:24 Thu Jul 23
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Paul Pogba - Goalkeeper
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kips
12:09 Thu Jul 23
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Todd Cantwell - Scarlett Johansson's stunt double
Andy Carroll - Human Cannonball
Harry Redknapp - Used car dealer
Dean Windass - Pidgeon fancier
Freddie Lundberg - Drag queen
Chris Sutton - Estate agent
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the coming of gary
12:09 Thu Jul 23
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John Terry
Banjo player in Deliverance
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the coming of gary
12:07 Thu Jul 23
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Gianfranco Zola
guard in medieval dungeon (copyright : someone on here , years ago)
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mallard
11:57 Thu Jul 23
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Pellegrini - car mechanic
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Iron Duke
11:39 Thu Jul 23
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Peter Crouch - a virgin (his own words)
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Iron Duke
11:37 Thu Jul 23
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Neil Warnock - dinner lady
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Takashi Miike
9:51 Thu Jul 23
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klopp - national hunt racehorse
guardiola - jimmy somerville tribute act
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